It also gives you some advice about writing mystery novels, which could be useful for writing a newspaper report about a crime, for example.... ;)
Anyway, here it goes.
This is a murder mystery novel.
Siobhan said that I should write something I would want to read myself. Mostly I read books about
science and maths. I do not like proper novels. In proper novels people say things like, "I am veined with
iron, with silver and with streaks of common mud. I cannot contract into the firm fist which those clench
who do not depend on stimulus." What does this mean? I do not know. Nor does Father. Nor does
Siobhan or Mr. Jeavons. I have asked them.
Siobhan has long blond hair and wears glasses which are made of green plastic. And Mr. Jeavons smells
of soap and wears brown shoes that have approximately 60 tiny circular holes in each of them.
But I do like murder mystery novels. So I am writing a murder mystery novel.
In a murder mystery novel someone has to work out who the murderer is and then catch them. It is a
puzzle. If it is a good puzzle you can sometimes work out the answer before the end of the book.
Siobhan said that the book should begin with something to grab people's attention. That is why I started
with the dog. I also started with the dog because it happened to me and I find it hard to imagine things
which did not happen to me.
Siobhan read the first page and said that it was different. She put this word into inverted commas by
making the wiggly quotation sign with her first and second fingers. She said that it was usually people
who were killed in murder mystery novels. I said that two dogs were killed in The Hound of the
Baskervilles, the hound itself and James Mortimer's spaniel, but Siobhan said they weren't the victims of
the murder, Sir Charles Baskerville was. She said that this was because readers cared more about people
than dogs, so if a person was killed in a book, readers would want to carry on reading.
I said that I wanted to write about something real and I knew people who had died but I did not know any
people who had been killed, except Mr. Paulson, Edward's father from school, and that was a gliding
accident, not murder, and I didn't really know him. I also said that I cared about dogs because they were
faithful and honest, and some dogs were cleverer and more interesting than some people. Steve, for
example, who comes to the school on Thursdays, needs help to eat his food and could not even fetch a
stick. Siobhan asked me not to say this to Steve's mother.
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